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Guys, I'm Sick

MegaMan001MegaMan001 CRNARochester, MNRegistered User regular
edited February 2007 in Social Entropy++
...and I can't go to my hospital rotation in pediatrics. What should I do with my day?

I am in the business of saving lives.
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  • Carl with a KCarl with a K Registered User regular
    edited February 2007
    maybe youll die

    Carl with a K on
  • SilmarilSilmaril Mr Ha Ha Hapless. Registered User regular
    edited February 2007
    Porn.

    Silmaril on
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  • P10P10 An Idiot With Low IQ Registered User regular
    edited February 2007
    you should definitely maek poast.

    P10 on
    Shameful pursuits and utterly stupid opinions
  • NaloutoNalouto Registered User regular
    edited February 2007
    damn, beated.

    Nalouto on
    :winky:
  • SporkAndrewSporkAndrew Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited February 2007
    Make an exact replica of pediartrics out of papier mache so you don't miss out.

    You can use watermelons and aubergines for patients.

    Treatment involves cooking and eating delcious snacks.

    SporkAndrew on
    The one about the fucking space hairdresser and the cowboy. He's got a tinfoil pal and a pedal bin
  • KnobKnob TURN THE BEAT BACK InternetModerator mod
    edited February 2007
    what kinda sick are we talking here


    like 'woke up this morning covered in vasoline with my hand inside an 8 year old boy'?

    i could see why they would want you away from pediatrics

    Knob on
  • ToadTheMushroomToadTheMushroom Registered User regular
    edited February 2007
    Go to work anyways and contaminate a bunch of kids.

    Cause you know, they're probably ugly anyways, you're doing em a favour.

    ToadTheMushroom on
  • MegaMan001MegaMan001 CRNA Rochester, MNRegistered User regular
    edited February 2007
    Knob wrote:
    what kinda sick are we talking here


    like 'woke up this morning covered in vasoline with my hand inside an 8 year old boy'?

    i could see why they would want you away from pediatrics

    I'm fairly sure I didn't take advantage of any younger kids last night. I've got just a high fever and sore throat, so *duh duh duh* it may be Strep.

    No big deal for us adults, but it can wreak some havoc on los ninos.

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    I am in the business of saving lives.
  • AHH!AHH! Registered User regular
    edited February 2007
    smoke pot

    AHH! on
  • MeizMeiz Registered User regular
    edited February 2007
    Eat some placenta.

    Meiz on
  • Jedi RenegadeJedi Renegade Registered User regular
    edited February 2007
    keep your fluids up, get some bedrest, maybe take some medicine


    [Am I doing this right?]

    Jedi Renegade on
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  • MiracleManSMiracleManS __BANNED USERS regular
    edited February 2007
    keep your fluids up, get some bedrest, maybe take some medicine


    [Am I doing this right?]

    [no]

    MiracleManS on
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  • Jedi RenegadeJedi Renegade Registered User regular
    edited February 2007
    keep your fluids up, get some bedrest, maybe take some medicine


    [Am I doing this right?]

    [no]

    [fuck]

    Jedi Renegade on
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  • MiracleManSMiracleManS __BANNED USERS regular
    edited February 2007
    keep your fluids up, get some bedrest, maybe take some medicine


    [Am I doing this right?]

    [no]

    [fuck]

    [its ok, wanna make out?]

    MiracleManS on
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  • Jedi RenegadeJedi Renegade Registered User regular
    edited February 2007
    keep your fluids up, get some bedrest, maybe take some medicine


    [Am I doing this right?]

    [no]

    [fuck]

    [its ok, wanna make out?]

    [keeses]

    Jedi Renegade on
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  • MiracleManSMiracleManS __BANNED USERS regular
    edited February 2007
    keep your fluids up, get some bedrest, maybe take some medicine


    [Am I doing this right?]

    [no]

    [fuck]

    [its ok, wanna make out?]

    [keeses]

    [not too much tongue, I probably still taste like alcohol, weed, and hooker spit from last night

    MiracleManS on
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  • Jedi RenegadeJedi Renegade Registered User regular
    edited February 2007
    keep your fluids up, get some bedrest, maybe take some medicine


    [Am I doing this right?]

    [no]

    [fuck]

    [its ok, wanna make out?]

    [keeses]

    [not too much tongue, I probably still taste like alcohol, weed, and hooker spit from last night

    [have a Sam Adams]

    Jedi Renegade on
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  • MiracleManSMiracleManS __BANNED USERS regular
    edited February 2007
    keep your fluids up, get some bedrest, maybe take some medicine


    [Am I doing this right?]

    [no]

    [fuck]

    [its ok, wanna make out?]

    [keeses]

    [not too much tongue, I probably still taste like alcohol, weed, and hooker spit from last night

    [have a Sam Adams]

    [<3]

    MiracleManS on
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  • DynagripDynagrip Break me a million hearts HoustonRegistered User, ClubPA regular
    edited February 2007
    maybe youll die
    STAB

    Dynagrip on
  • ToadTheMushroomToadTheMushroom Registered User regular
    edited February 2007
    Haha

    Edit: This prevents a counter stab right? Oh lawd.

    ToadTheMushroom on
  • SilmarilSilmaril Mr Ha Ha Hapless. Registered User regular
    edited February 2007
    I'm a bitch.

    Edit. Toad is also a bitch.

    Silmaril on
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  • MiracleManSMiracleManS __BANNED USERS regular
    edited February 2007
    [Fail.]

    Edit: I should delete my posts so someone can counterstab

    MiracleManS on
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  • Jedi RenegadeJedi Renegade Registered User regular
    edited February 2007
    I'm a lover

    Jedi Renegade on
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  • P10P10 An Idiot With Low IQ Registered User regular
    edited February 2007
    What is this.

    P10 on
    Shameful pursuits and utterly stupid opinions
  • CG FaggotryCG Faggotry BristolRegistered User regular
    edited February 2007
    Kick that corpse.

    CG Faggotry on
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  • MiracleManSMiracleManS __BANNED USERS regular
    edited February 2007
    I do not understand.

    MiracleManS on
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  • miguel-sanchezmiguel-sanchez Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited February 2007
    Dear Megaman,

    I'm drunk in the hopes I could maek a new thread but I can't.

    So here I will place my shit and hate..

    leave this unlocked.


    ungh ungh imgp]

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  • P10P10 An Idiot With Low IQ Registered User regular
    edited February 2007
    I think Dyna dies due to being retarded

    P10 on
    Shameful pursuits and utterly stupid opinions
  • CG FaggotryCG Faggotry BristolRegistered User regular
    edited February 2007
    Dear Megaman,

    I'm drunk in the hopes I could maek a new thread but I can't.

    So here I will place my shit and hate..

    leave this unlocked.


    ungh ungh imgp]

    "we musht llocate the energy emisshion immediately re-Megaman."

    CG Faggotry on
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  • MiracleManSMiracleManS __BANNED USERS regular
    edited February 2007
    Wait, why am I poasting here? I can play WoWzer

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  • miguel-sanchezmiguel-sanchez Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited February 2007
    dudes

    limp bizkit is cool


    sincerely

    miguel

    miguel-sanchez on
  • miguel-sanchezmiguel-sanchez Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited February 2007
    no seriously

    we all be rolling..

    including
    you

    miguel-sanchez on
  • CG FaggotryCG Faggotry BristolRegistered User regular
    edited February 2007
    Keep drinking.

    CG Faggotry on
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  • miguel-sanchezmiguel-sanchez Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited February 2007
    see now that is the reason why the youth of a nation has found itself in the world of alacohol it is today.....

    peer pressure..

    amway has a way to avoid it with its new patch

    miguel-sanchez on
  • miguel-sanchezmiguel-sanchez Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited February 2007
    kudos my hero

    miguel-sanchez on
  • CG FaggotryCG Faggotry BristolRegistered User regular
    edited February 2007
    Don't stop.

    CG Faggotry on
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  • miguel-sanchezmiguel-sanchez Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited February 2007
    casino...
    you and i

    we are like that

    you know..

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  • BigDesBigDes Registered User regular
    edited February 2007
    Listerine burns like fuck. Jesus, it's like putting fire in your mouth. Ouch.

    BigDes on
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  • miguel-sanchezmiguel-sanchez Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited February 2007
    see now it isn't listerine..
    it is this
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    see.. even you girls can drink it

    miguel-sanchez on
  • gruggrug Registered User regular
    edited February 2007
    that's not a very good deal

    grug on
    HOOFBEATS

    ROBIN FALLS

    WHO KNEW
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